Where-to-go Wizards Pillows

'Tell one more person where to go and you're fired.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'Stealth broom.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The Wizard.

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

Mark Morgan

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

"My most recent position was under a house."

Dorothy and the singles bar

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."