'Tell one more person where to go and you're fired.'
Where-to-go Wizards Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the magic of exploring mystical worlds? Our collection celebrates where-to-go wizards with whimsical designs that spark imagination. Whether they love fantasy journeys or enchanted destinations, these items make for memorable gifts. Perfect for adventurers, dreamers, and those who believe in a little magic along the way, our products bring joy and wonder to every wanderer's collection.
Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.
'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'
'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'
"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."
'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'
"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."
'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'
"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."
Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain
Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.
"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"
'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'
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Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.
'Stealth broom.'
"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."
"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."
Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.
"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."
'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'
Hairy Potter and friend..
'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'
'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'
"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."
The Wizard.
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The limits of power
"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."
Dorothy and the singles bar
'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'
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"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."
'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'
"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."
Where-to-go Wizards Gifts Collection
Where-to-go Wizards Mugs
Explore our collection of magical mugs featuring where-to-go wizard designs and start every morning with a touch of enchantment.
Where-to-go Wizards Pillows
Add a charming, enchanted touch to your home decor with our wizard-themed pillows, perfect for lovers of fantasy and discovery.
Where-to-go Wizards Prints
Decorate your space with our mystical wizard prints that inspire wonder and ignite the imagination of every adventurer.
Where-to-go Wizards T-Shirts
Discover our whimsical wizard t-shirts—perfect for adding a dash of magic and adventure to your wardrobe.