Wheelin' And Dealin' Debonair Gifts

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

Love by bike

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

Viagra Delivery

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

"And this graph illustrates how our merger talks are going with Behemoth Industries."

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

'We try to keep it quiet, but the chef slips in a lot of organic and vitamin-enriched food.'

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

'I wish I could accept your offer but I really wanted to sell the whole car.'

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

Budget cutbacks at Spinco bicycle messenger service.

'We make money the old-fashioned way... first we undercut the competition into bankruptcy, and then we jack up the prices!'

'You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!'

The New Hollywood Mystique.

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

'That loud thud you'll hear when you leave the lot is just your new car dropping its value.'