Whatsapp Enthusiast Gifts

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Polly txt speak

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

"I, TikTok."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Woman on the phone.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."