Wet Nose Lover Pillows

Bathing the dog

"WHich one is mine?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Sun. Rain.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"You have two unread messages."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

Bubble & Squeak.

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

'Ahhh. Nothing like a hot soak after a day of kissing princesses.'

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

Texas Drop 'Em.

Plastic surgeon's here.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

Wind Breakers.

Hand Car Wash.