Wet Dog Enthusiast Pillows

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."