Wet Dog Enthusiast Mugs

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."