Happy Wet Nose Pillows

Sun. Rain.

Glastonbury. After.

Bathing the dog

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"WHich one is mine?"

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Armchair Dancing

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Comic Relief

Pinocchio's Red Nose Day.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

My nose is dripping like a tap!

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"

Blowing dandelion clock

"Daddy and I washed the car!"

'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'

Neti Potheads

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

"Here's yer red nose - now give us a quid!"

Tourist pulls on a donkey's tail.

'Yeah, well - I'm nasally challenged, ain't I ?'

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling.'