Red Nose Day Supporter Pillows

"Here's yer red nose - now give us a quid!"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

That one has all the batteries!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"WHich one is mine?"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Bradley Wiggins

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Self-driving sled

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

Xmas Labour Shortage

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'What wine goes well with venison?'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Rosie Cheeks

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"I won't be needing you this year."

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.