Red Nose Day Supporter Gifts

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

Self-driving sled

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"I won't be needing you this year."

Xmas Labour Shortage

'What wine goes well with venison?'

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Rosie Cheeks

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'