Rose Sniffing Survivor Pillows

Allergy Clinic. Stop and Smell the Roses.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Mad about Roses!

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

Tango

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Have Horns Venn

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Rose

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Stop and Smell the Roses

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Everything's coming up roses!

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."

Literary Type

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Gardener

'I don't like this. . .'

Asthma cats