Smoke Survivor Pillows

'It's the only place left where I can smoke.'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Addicts

Barbeque Casualty.

Evil Exams!

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Pollution.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Smells good. What is it?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Air Bill

Environmental danger.

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Canadian wildfires

Factory Smoke

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

Healthy Ultimatum

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

We Pollute Inc.

Pollution.

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'