Flame War Survivor Pillows

Flame war!

"Tommy!"

Barbeque Casualty.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Tourist in the desert

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

Trees and hurricanes

Green Shoots

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Bl**dy climate change...

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'