Sunburn Survivor Pillows

"Phew! Finally a bit of shade!"

Sun Protection.

Sun Screen

'Dad why can't you just say you have been out in the sub to long, like everybody else?'

'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Barbeque Casualty.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Tourist in the desert

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"Your 2 am is here."

'Sleeping like a baby'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'He's a survivor.'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'