Flame War Survivor T-Shirts

Flame war!

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Tommy!"

Barbeque Casualty.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Tourist in the desert

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Candles In Bed

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Trees and hurricanes

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Green Shoots