Western Skincare Aficionado Gifts

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

Self help acupuncture

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"They're comfortable."

Shampoo.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I don't like your application."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

New Twenty Blades

Desert Dermatologist

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'You do Botox?'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"