Western Skincare Aficionado Prints

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

Self help acupuncture

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"They're comfortable."

Shampoo.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Too much concealer?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Dating is so expensive...

"I don't like your application."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

New Twenty Blades

Desert Dermatologist

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'