Western Novel Reader Gifts

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

All-Verbal Westerns

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

A new meaning in the Roman

Ronald Reagan

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Cowboy

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"The butler did it!"

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

TV Hold Up.

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

Gustave Flaubert

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'