Wellness Tracking Pillows

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Tour de Frank"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Self-esteem room

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Unguided imagery

Critisize your weight.