Well, Someone's Gotta Do It Gifts

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

"I miss being a kid. When I was little, my dad paid me for being good."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

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How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'

Psychiatric Repo-Man.

Party's designated driver.

A bored unshaven guard sat on a chair.

Olympic diving.

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'When they say you should plant a tree to make up for the paper you use, they didn't mean in the office!'

'My computer is playing a cad and mouse game.'

"Hello..? is that the 'burnt soup hotline..?'"

'Marmaduke always remembers who gives him treats.'

'Time out! The cursor is frozen!'

'Twerp on bicycle!'

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