The Responsible One Gifts

Party's designated driver.

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

A wiser and a better man

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

AIDS prevention

Man and his dog walk along concerned about what they might've forgotten to do.

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

Man with a seemingly endless list on a piece of paper

'I think we have to move away from this Blame Culture.'

"Do you wanna get outta here?"

'I can't believe mom would rather clean the bathroom!!'

"The good news is that we've created six new jobs....and the better news is that they're all yours!"

Passage of Time