Responsibility Promoter Gifts

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

The Buck Never Stops.

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

Quality Control

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

Why you must get up.

Party's designated driver.

"This says first-born children are list-makers, reliable, organized and serious!"

'I think we have to move away from this Blame Culture.'

"Do you wanna get outta here?"

"Of course I need your input! How else could I accurately assign blame?"

"One day son this will all be yours, but not yet - so get back to your desk and do some work."

When Dad says... "Baldo, you should put your bike away when you're not riding it"...he really means...

George Bush with The Sword of Damocles

"I'm trying to put my priorities behind me."