The Responsible One Prints

Party's designated driver.

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

A wiser and a better man

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

AIDS prevention

Man and his dog walk along concerned about what they might've forgotten to do.

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Man with a seemingly endless list on a piece of paper

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

"Do you wanna get outta here?"

Passage of Time

'I can't believe mom would rather clean the bathroom!!'

'I think we have to move away from this Blame Culture.'