Responsibility Taker Gifts

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Buck Never Stops.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Stressed over time management (colour)

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Man with a seemingly endless list on a piece of paper

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

"I don't like all the responsibility that comes with my new pompousness."

Man Carrying Big Burden

'I can't make it tonight. I have to attend my mother's lecture series on responsibility.'

Family looking to buy a dog.