Responsibility Gifts

The Female Brain and The Other One

"One day son this will all be yours, but not yet - so get back to your desk and do some work."

"Do you wanna get outta here?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

The Buck Never Stops.

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

COP26

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

Environmental danger.

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'