Weightlifting Chefs Pillows

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Ring for Service.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Dog Weightlifting

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Any other strengths?"

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.