Weightlifting Chefs Pillows

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Shakespeare in the clink

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Ring for Service.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Brawnstorming session.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Any other strengths?"

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Dog Weightlifting

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'