Weight Lifter On A Hike Gifts

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Camping.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Dog Weightlifting

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

Body Building Mishap

Brawnstorming session.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.