Weight Lifter On A Hike T-Shirts

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Camping.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

'It's the people downstairs again.'