Weight Change Experience Gifts

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'It's me or the cake....'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"I've been downsized..!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

The Catkins Diet

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

The next big thing

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'