Weekly Grind Gifts

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

I hate monday mornings.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Don't get caught."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Commuter X-Ray

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

'No, we do not make change.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

"Pawn to King Four."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Thought for Wednesday

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

Clockwork Revolving Door