Weekly Grind T-Shirts

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

I hate monday mornings.

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

A usual day.

"Don't get caught."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Evolution explained.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Commuter X-Ray

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Pawn to King Four."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'No, we do not make change.'

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Thought for Wednesday

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

Clockwork Revolving Door