Weekend Theorist Gifts

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

Culture Saturday

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Have a good weekend!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Take a hike.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Packed bags

Bertrand Russell

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Magestically Marble Hill

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Away From it All Exit

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'