Weekend Hobbies Gifts

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Television Readers.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Audio Books

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

A smiling cyclist

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Clubbing

"Labradoodle"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"