Weekend Feast Enthusiast Pillows

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Church Basement Foodie

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

Thanks And Giving.

"Thanks Giving."

Christmas food.

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

'It must of crept on over christmas...'