Weekend Feast Enthusiast Mugs

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Church Basement Foodie

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

T is for Turkey

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

Thanks And Giving.

"Thanks Giving."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Christmas food.

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

When is Thanksgiving officially over?