Weekend Chore Warrior Pillows

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Kitchen Tetris

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Circus Act

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Walk of Shame

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast