Weekend Chore Warrior T-Shirts

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Kitchen Tetris

Friday

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

The Walk of Shame

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Monday around 9PM.