Chore Warriors Pillows

I thought I told you to straighten your room. (Originally published on 2008-01-08).

I told you to lift your @#$% feet.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Exercise Class

Running

"It's true: no more burpees."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Sisyphus during Covid

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Exercise Bars