Wedding Wildcards Gifts

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"They're flight attendants."

"Oops!"

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

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"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

Wedding Invites

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.