Wedding Wildcards Pillows

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"They're flight attendants."

"Oops!"

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

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'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."