Wedding Whisperer Pillows

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

I quilt therefore I am

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Mother Nature

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'So this is goodbye then!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

"He talks the talk."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

It's a Boy