Wedding Whisperer Gifts

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

I quilt therefore I am

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Mother Nature

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

It's a Boy

"He talks the talk."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'