Wedding Watcher Mugs

"I give it a year."

Stay Tuned

"You can take off the paper bag now Barry, the Royal Wedding is over."

"To avoid a lot of fuss and bother it's been announced Prince Harry will marry Meghan Markle on Friday the 18th May at Windsor Registry Office."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Cariactures

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Glance Exchange

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Tree house.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Wedding disaster #27.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Och lye the news'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."