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"You can take off the paper bag now Barry, the Royal Wedding is over."

"To avoid a lot of fuss and bother it's been announced Prince Harry will marry Meghan Markle on Friday the 18th May at Windsor Registry Office."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Cariactures

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Tree house.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Och lye the news'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Squirrel on the beach

Coffee shop