Wedding Observer Mugs

"I've just married your uncle Leonard, and I'm looking forward to your support."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Wedding disaster #27.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Wedding Fayre

Merge Ahead

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Fabulous civil union cake.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

His and Hers Wedding