Wedding Observer Gifts

"I've just married your uncle Leonard, and I'm looking forward to your support."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Merge Ahead

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Wedding Fayre

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

His and Hers Wedding

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Fabulous civil union cake.