Marital Dynamics Observer Mugs

'Feet!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Origins Of Evolution

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I need a more interactive you."

Look,that is not your Daddy

'We should talk more.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

'Yes, yes, honey, I'm watching you!'