Marriage Dynamics Observer Mugs

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

A 'Scene' In the Highlands.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"I need a more interactive you."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

'We should talk more.'

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

'Yes, yes, honey, I'm watching you!'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."