Wedding Wackiness Aficionado Gifts

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Wedding Selfie

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Wedding selfie stick

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Chef Cake Topper

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

I am married

"Well, I do and I don’t. Sometimes he can be quite irritating."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Just married.

When Female Leopards Marry.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

'It was her father's last wish. He said I could marry her over his dead body.'

Takeaway wedding cake 50p

"Keep it low-tech. No mention of DNA, closing, stuff like that."