Wedding Planning Gifts

'I've fully costed my wedding plans, Daddy.'

Hen do!

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Bridezilla

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Are you sure we remembered everyone...?'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'That was the fourth wedding cancellation, today...'

Wedding Fayre

'The groom called to say he'll have to marry you next weekend instead. He totally forgot he had tickets to the basketball game this weekend.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"What really scared him was the thought of listerning to him sing at the wedding"

"We need to set a date for our wedding, I can't stay on a diet forever."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

"Will you spend eighteen months and tens of thousands of dollars planning a party with me?"

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

Animals of the Royal Wedding

*Sigh*

"What about the islands or the mountains, Peter? I'm just a little nervous about getting married in a place called 'Never Never Land.'"

"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to get married by the water? We'll move the ceremony into the bathroom."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

Lisa, will you marry me... and if so promise not to go nuts planning the wedding.

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."